Flip-Cupping Grandma
And I’ll dump a pitcher of ass whooping on you too! You ready for this? Cheers Grandma! Now chug it baby! It summertime in Washington, DC and that can mean only one thing: another year of kickball on the National Mall. Yes, I’m back at it again, for the third…
Read MoreAn El Paso Pool Party
Don’t forget your sense of humor! Reload/refresh for new photos Splash!Now it’s a pool party, cuz here I am in the pool, fully clothed, with my new digital camera and swank cell phone getting soaked by the second. I jump out as fast as I can but both are on…
Read MoreWhere Else But Juarez?
The heat of hotties makes Mexico hot The Blood Cousins Hot, hotter, hottest Chicks dig heat Now that’s working it! Where else would I be one of a dozen hot guys sitting around a table, sans ladies? Where else would the music be American, the company Tex/mex, and the scene…
Read MoreBack to The Farm I Go
Now Green Acres this ain’t Annabel runs the show The ladies keep us in check And Tom keeps it green This is an odd farm to me. While its definitely in family stories and such, my Mom never lived here. No, she grew up in the woodlands near Houston, not…
Read MoreA Fast and Furious Fourth of July
Like you could come close to catching us! George and I are ready! Zippy on the bike Happy to finish For the second time this year, I’m doing my dying chicken swim in a pond of dubious dark water. At least this time I am prepared for the claustrophobia of…
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