8th Annual Cape May Triathlon

I earned the right to be called a triathlete Best Prep: Beer & Burgers Pre-race mulling Hey, wait for me! Where are my shorts? Now I’m warm And hungry too In power-sprint mode 91 minutes rocks! Its 7:30am on a Sunday and I am staring at Lake Nummy in New…

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The Ukranians Are Coming!

Thankfully, they don’t party like the Russians Privet everyone! Devushki always get roses Ukrainians come in peace Real ‘biznesman’ Whatcha writing Roma? Click on this photo! Now what would you do? What would you do if you had to entertain ten Ukrainians in Washington DC for four days in early…

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Rob’s Madrid Living – Part II

It’s 75 degrees and I neglected to pack my winter parka I’d want a coat too! That sweater – very Euro Ladies… need a coat? Is Toledo warmer? Editor’s Note: My friend Rob is in Madrid this summer studying law at a Spanish University and is sharing his interesting interpretation…

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Know When to Fold ‘Em

No shows, no stars, still all fun In Red Or White I won an Eiffel tower I’m walking on downtown Vegas’s Fremont Street and the ‘Experience’ is stopping me in my tracks. On the underside of a giant awning spanning four city blocks is a light show like no other…

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Even Fools Get Lucky in Vegas

What? I won? Yeah, I won! Follow me, fools! Spinning is winning Yeah, you would laugh 10:28am Pacific Time They congregate at the edge, milling about and uttering odd noises. They wait for a sign, not a leader to cross, as me they will not follow. No, it must be…

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