Prom Night 2004 – The Same as Before

Did you have a fat Elvis at yours? Surrounded by beauty And Elvis?! Do you remember your prom night? Can you recall, though the fog of time and memory why that night seemed so special then? Or why you’ve repressed the memory since? Saturday night I had a refresher course…

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I’m Gonna Work for Google!

Yeah Baby! I am back in the big leagues now! Swank Offices The math is a little daunting Now you know I’ve been looking long and hard for a job, a good job in Washington DC where I can apply my background in finance and technology to help domestic and/or…

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Masters Murphy of Pinewood Derby

So fast not even SpongeBob or No 2 Pencil can catch them. Here they come! There they go! The Masters Murphy It is a humble house, there on Wakefield Drive, a house you would not think could be the home of a dynasty. It’s a simple dwelling, not much more…

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I Won the South African Lottery!

And I Bet That I am the Only One Too! Am I this lucky, Emi? Did I really win? From: bizlottopromo@netscape.net Subject: ++++ CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!!!ATT: SIR/MADAM,FINAL NOTICE OF AWARD NOTIFICATION We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, 22nd March, 2004, of winners of the FLASH FORTUNE LOTTO…

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Sixteenth Annual St Patrick’s Day 10K

Do you ever follow a pink ass? Do you see Lauren? They sure do! And so can you Wow! This is so beautiful. Here I am, in a crowd of 5,000, all of us running down Pennsylvania Avenue, and I am doing what I do best. I am following the…

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