At Least Try & Shake Your Money Maker
I wanted to light a fire under their asses on Patpong Road Sorry, this ain’t the Duck, so I didn’t have the connections to take photos without risking losing my camera to a mad bouncer in one of the bars. You’ll just have to deal with a few more beach…
Read MoreWalk, If You Can, Through The Majesty of Angkor
I wasn’t, but you might be humbled by the beauty of Angkor Wat Welcome to the Baphuon! Leper King was a lucky guy! To much Miracle-Grow! Angkor Wat on a blue day I said we’re Buddhists! Just imagine it new! After busting my ass on the road to Siem Reap,…
Read MoreCambodian Roads Are a Pain in My Ass
My ass still smarts from the ‘road’ to Siem Reap, Cambodia Light load, only a dozen people I can still taste the dust The cheap way to travel The slow truck to Siem Reap Remember that Nissan Pathfinder commercial that played in the States a while back, “The Road to…
Read MoreCambodian Kids May Be Poor, But They Are Happy
I rode with a Cambodian baby who peed on my pack! Happy to piss on my pack too Cambodia is poor, and I mean dirt poor. On the road between the Thai border and Siem Reap, I watched little kids play in muddy pools, trying to catch that night’s supper…
Read MoreKhao San? More Like Con San Road
Watch your wallet in Khao San cuz the locals sure are! Yankee, Go Home! Now… give me all your money The best in tourist pricing Just for the Americans There really isn’t any other place I’ve been that’s like Khao San road in Bangkok. Filled with backpackers from end to…
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