Cambodian Roads Are a Pain in My Ass

My ass still smarts from the ‘road’ to Siem Reap, Cambodia Light load, only a dozen people I can still taste the dust The cheap way to travel The slow truck to Siem Reap Remember that Nissan Pathfinder commercial that played in the States a while back, “The Road to…

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Cambodian Kids May Be Poor, But They Are Happy

I rode with a Cambodian baby who peed on my pack! Happy to piss on my pack too Cambodia is poor, and I mean dirt poor. On the road between the Thai border and Siem Reap, I watched little kids play in muddy pools, trying to catch that night’s supper…

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Khao San? More Like Con San Road

Watch your wallet in Khao San cuz the locals sure are! Yankee, Go Home! Now… give me all your money The best in tourist pricing Just for the Americans There really isn’t any other place I’ve been that’s like Khao San road in Bangkok. Filled with backpackers from end to…

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Beach Living is Tough!

Thai beach living takes years off your life! My current briar patch Remember, the LEFT side! No! Not another sunset! I sleep in the red. I know ya’ll are thinking that after two weeks on the tropical Thai island of Koh Samui, I’d be the most relaxed person in the…

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There is Style in a Thai Train

I like getting romantic on a Thai train Cold, clean, and comfortable The Trains of Thailand rank somewhere just below Chinese and Russian trains. They are not as nice as either, being much older than Chinese trains, and more basic than the Russian ones, though there are good points. First,…

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