London’s Callbox Eye Candy
try not to be obviously excited when you use a London call box Now who are you talking to? Much better than Pokemon! ‘Very Superior Bitch’ Will she wash my clothes too? Girl About Town Magazine, September 25, 2000 Going Bonkers By Jill Eckersley Do you find all those sex…
Read MoreSunday, Boring Sunday in Belfast
Belfast does not party on Sunday What a rock face! Big Toys for Big Boys The sandcastle mold form Bigger than a Wuhan Air plane How the hell do I get myself into these situations? You would think by now, that after a few thousand miles of traveling under my…
Read MoreTaxation Without Representation
Welcome to Britain, now pay taxes! Even Leo the Lion is pissed Not a single car at the pumps Today I was surprised in the middle of my resume writing by the UPS guy. Usually I am very happy to see these men in brown, for they always bring good…
Read MoreHome Sweet Home!
I never knew how much women loved to cook, but only at home Cooking up a storm of steam The corner cell phone dealer I’m here in the kitchen, watching Jingmei cook up a storm and I couldn’t be happier. Yes, I do enjoy her cooking, for she is an…
Read MoreWhat’s a Dryer?
Like a kid, Jingmei can’t stop asking ‘why?’ Jingmei knows how to wash Honey, get in to dry your hair Mom will never believe this! With the washer out at the apartment, we’re staying at; Jingmei and I headed to the Laundromat down the street. As I threw in the…
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