Hey, its Midnight!

Happy New Year America! Dad, pointing the way! So its now the 21st Century, eh? If ask me, its not much different from the 20th, really. Take last night for example. I went out with my folks to the annual dance my Dad’s club throws each New Year’s Eve. As…

Read More

Time to Tan

I even tried to tan while barreling down I-95 at 85 mph! POP! Goes the Wayan Guess what Dad got! And he gets a kiss too! Here I am, screaming down I-95 at 85 miles per hour, and I’m getting passed! After a five year hiatus from driving, long enough…

Read More

Popping the ‘BIG Q’

Playboy Wayan wakes up with a ring on his finger! Those are huge hands! Guinness or Marriage? I know you would rather get a personal letter from me, but some daze the web is better because I can be sure of the presentation. Right about now you are probably sitting…

Read More

Somebody Calls It ‘Art’

Bill’s Nantes triptych will knock you off your feet The Tate confuses planes too Agh! Floating heads again! Impressive Do you understand modern art? I mean, can anyone understand it all? Yesterday, my friend Malenea was in London from Denmark and we went to the Tate Gallery of Modern Art…

Read More

Siemens’ AstroLove

Some daze a big WAP really pulls the birds Yeah, I love my big WAP And chicks dig it too All this time I’m spending in London is not as fun as you might think. With the cold rain a daily intruder into my life, I have to work hard…

Read More