What Y’all Been Waiting For
It’s called the v3.0 upgrade Yep, working hard And not alone Brings Success Way back in 1997, when I started this website, posting regular entries wasn’t called blogging. Back then, when we were hand-coding our HTML, it was called an online journal and mine, which is preserved here, was as…
Read MorePatio Party Time
It’s a Friday night in DC and I’m in full effect. With my friends backing me up, I’ve chatted two women to the point of slipping ’em my card. Then I fondled the chest hair of someone’s boyfriend & even charmed a table of lesbians. Nice work four or maybe five vodka tonics into the night.
And I’ll not stop here. No, we’ll take the party from Trio to the Big Hunt, where I’ll sip a beer as I get shot down by yet another beauty.
Read MoreYep! Twenty-Nine for the Third Time
I swear! I am still 29 this year! And a hot 29×3 too! FRIENDS DROP AREA MAN BECAUSE HE GETS OLD UNCONVENTIONALLYWASHINGTON, DC- Friends and family of Wayan Vota, a Dupont Circle resident, are deserting their lifelong bonds with him in droves as his February 9, 2004 birthday approaches.”Wayan was…
Read MoreFellsmere Frog Leg Festival
MMM! Frog Legs taste better than chicken! Mom liked ’em! So did Rylie! It’s a Saturday night and Mom and I are here in Fellsmere, FL, a little hick-town growing out of the swamps through agriculture and as it grows up, its setting records. Frog leg records that is, as…
Read MoreSo… Where Are You From?
Sell it! Sell it all! Am I really rootless? Or just overpacked? ‘Where are you from?’This question has always given me pause. Why do people ask it? Do they want to know where I was born? Or where I grew up? Or where I live now? Will this somehow allow…
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