Gotta Gets Me a Job!
Hey you! Yeah, you sitting there reading this. Hire me, please! What about a bicycle recycler? traveling accountant’s office Interests: Nude Shaving I need a job. No, I really, really need a job. Yes, after a year and a half of globe trotting and good living, I’m low on cash….
Read MoreDreaming of Wandering Wayans
And I was just happy I could dream in color! Lenin chose his own name I wish it was my cafe! I am the cutest Wayan too Wonder if they have dreams? Images from my dreams: I love living my life in the public spotlight. Only with a website on…
Read MoreLondon’s Callbox Eye Candy
try not to be obviously excited when you use a London call box Now who are you talking to? Much better than Pokemon! ‘Very Superior Bitch’ Will she wash my clothes too? Girl About Town Magazine, September 25, 2000 Going Bonkers By Jill Eckersley Do you find all those sex…
Read MoreSunday, Boring Sunday in Belfast
Belfast does not party on Sunday What a rock face! Big Toys for Big Boys The sandcastle mold form Bigger than a Wuhan Air plane How the hell do I get myself into these situations? You would think by now, that after a few thousand miles of traveling under my…
Read MoreTaxation Without Representation
Welcome to Britain, now pay taxes! Even Leo the Lion is pissed Not a single car at the pumps Today I was surprised in the middle of my resume writing by the UPS guy. Usually I am very happy to see these men in brown, for they always bring good…
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