The Real Value of Yangshu

A kayak beats a tour boat any day Odd, no bicycle in between At least the runway is paved Nice view from his desk Don’t rock the boat! Into a woman-driven taxi (an odd sight for me) we jumped, showing our tickets and making fast revving engine noises in a…

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Looking Up While Floating Down the Yangzi

In eight years its gonna be a scuba tour of the Three Gorges Getting a tow upstream Beautiful, eh? Ma and I are now in Wuhan, the terminus of our Three Gorges boat ride from Chongqing, and in need of a neck massage. No, the neck aches are not from…

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Sweating in Xi’an With Ma

Two thousand years after Qin Shi Huang a kite calmed the Chinese Ma and I hotpot An archer, still at attention A general in full splendor The last time I saw my folks was the last time I was in the USA; Christmas 1998. I’m a good son though, for…

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You Said, ‘Don’t Worry About It,’ So I Didn’t.

I really should’ve fallen for a French girl! Yes, I was in the doghouse I was singing the Blues too She wants to be ‘protected’ Japs have prenuptials ready All smiles by Wednesday The logic was simple but the argument was not. Essentially, I loaned Jingmei a chunk of money…

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Lonely in a Shinjuku Crowd

If I’d only found the dirty schoolgirl panties vending machine, I’d be a happy man! Shinjukus neon canyons I was Number 8018 The Wonder Twins activate Ever see ‘Blade Runner,’ the futuristic thriller with Harrison Ford? Remember the city the movie took place in? Well I lived it this weekend….

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