I Love Me Some Vodka
The elixir of Russia! HELLO RUSSIA Cultural Hints: Russian Vodka Let’s talk about vodka, which is an important product in Russian culture. There are 1,8 million officially recognized alcoholics and over 10 million Alkashy (people who drink at first opportunity) in Russia. Teetotaler may look like a black sheep at…
Read MoreIt’s a Gosorg Halloween
If you are around, and you are down, you are at the GOSORG HALLOWEEN BLOWOUT I brought the Baltika 9! Last Saturday, North Americans (Canadians take note), all over the globe celebrated a pagan ritual that has ingrained itself in our modern culture: Halloween Night. In America, the kids (and…
Read MoreHunger Comes to Us All
Every winter everybody is scared of famine! Los Angeles Times October 20, 1998 Hunger in Russia’s Heartland Devastating summer drought caused worst grain harvest since 1953. Despite official reassurances, many in impoverished regions fear winter will bring starvation. By John-Thor Dahlburg PALLASOVKA, Russia–In July the wheat crop failed, roasted alive…
Read MoreWhy Don’t They Just Learn English?!
Some dayz, all this ‘po russki’ really gets to me! One of these is Russia.. See, English is easier! No more blue stripe shirts! Nice hip-check! Oh, every week I try, twice a week even, try to stay awake during my Russian lessons so I can improve my life and…
Read MorePost-Crisis, Life Goes On
The rough part is over, now all we have to do is find Cheese Balls! Dunkin D’s Closed! The one and only! Gimme some Chuda Yogurt A life to live! Now I have a problem. I am trying to type this as I eat a Rice Krispies Treat, and I…
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