I Will Die One Day
Nothing is as final as death Death is not photogenic Not bad for 1/2 a country You looking at us, punk? My kinda religion Now it didn’t start in Korea, but that’s where the terror gripped me the most. It started about a week before, when I woke up from…
Read MoreSir! I Like Fragile Rock Too. Sir!
It’aewon sure will eat your won! A new twist: Hula Hookers Mr B is a blur for Kodak too Goodnight, Seoul This confirms it, I’ve been outta the USA way too long, or otherwise I’d enjoy this bar. It is filled with Americans, the English menu is priced in dollars,…
Read MoreSqueeze Those Seeds
sesame seeds are worth their weight in gold Sesame Oil by the Container Ma Jong-ing it to Korea Did you think duck tongue was weird? Wait till you take the ferry I did last week. No, the food on board wasn’t all that odd, standard Korean fare really; it was…
Read MoreThis Duck Ain’t Quacking
I bet Daffy would flip a lid over this dish! The crabs are still kicking! When I was a kid, I always loved to watch Daffy Duck get into and out of all kinds of trouble as he wandered through his cartoon world. I was constantly amazed at how his…
Read MoreAcceptance Ain’t Easy for Chinese
It ain’t easy being laowai, even in Beijing Say ‘Hello’ to men’s dream Olga (right) would love Iowa How could I resist? My blood boils too Racing to ignorance Fries or friendship with that? Intelligentsia think ahead What would Harry say? In the dark, no one knows When I was…
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