A Good Idea: Car-Free DC

I recently gave up “Wayan’s Lounge”, my Joe-cool Honda Civic Coupe to my mom. Why? Read on! – DC’s Driving Guide – So you’ve decided to take a trip to your nation’s capital. Well here’s a few things you should know that will hopefully help you prepare for your trip. The DC road grid was laid out by a Frenchman, which explains why locals hate the French, and also explains much about US Foreign Policy.

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High School Prom Payback

It’s my senior year of high school. We’re talking 1989-1990 here, and I am trying to make my big move. I am attempting what few dare and even less succeed in doing. I wanna move up from the dorks to the cool kids. No need to try and make that move in the lunch room, we all go off-campus to eat, but there are specific times to make the move in school.

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