Patio Party Time
It’s a Friday night in DC and I’m in full effect. With my friends backing me up, I’ve chatted two women to the point of slipping ’em my card. Then I fondled the chest hair of someone’s boyfriend & even charmed a table of lesbians. Nice work four or maybe five vodka tonics into the night.
And I’ll not stop here. No, we’ll take the party from Trio to the Big Hunt, where I’ll sip a beer as I get shot down by yet another beauty.
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