2004 Day Planner: MIA
And the pox on he who has it now! Agh!!!! I must accept it now. I cannot deny it any longer. My 2004 Day Planner is gone. A year’s worth of entries, everything from activities, to apportionments, to account codes, gone. Private ruminations on my father’s death, on job hunting,…
Read MoreI am a Guppy Dad!
Yeah you read that right, I am now a proud father Baby Guppy in a month Not Super Guppy Stumbling half-asleep into my living room this morning, I was mid-way into feeding my many fish when I realized I am a new Dad. There, wiggling its way along the edge…
Read MoreDon’t Mess with the Republicans
Cuz some of them are too cute for their own good You happy to have Bush? Bush wilts under stress Let go my Eggos! At least Repubs are cute Is that a finger or gun? As close as she’ll get Editors Note: My friend Emily, while a lovely woman, has…
Read MoreSegways are Sidewalk SUV’s
Send them to the streets, where they belong! Third Wheel = Stable Inspiring confidence in both America’s laziness has reached yet another pinnacle of inactivity, for yesterday, on my four-mile lunch run to the Capitol Building and back, I spotted a new and shocking sight. Seven people on a tour…
Read MoreHurricane Frances is F’ing Up My Weekend
And maybe my whole month! A bruise A boil A bummer I hope your Labor Day weekend is anything but laborious. I hope you are on a beach, a barbeque, or a backyard, soaking up the sun and toasting the end of summer. I hope you are enjoying this last…
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