You Too Can Have Fun on China’s Parks
It’s Ming Dynasty meets Disney at the fun parks of China! The part of the Wall I like Only tourist-free spots for me Whatcha shooting there, boy? Did they pay to do this? Shopping at the front gate A little humor gone too far Bumper-Boats in Dragon Lake Caution: Sexy…
Read MoreGimme da Damn Cake!
Be sure to have a cake-buying backup plan in Beijing Worth a cake any day! Gimme da Damn Cake! Yes, it was tasty too! Last night I decided to do something nice for Jingmei. Now it wasn’t just some random act of kindness that I’m known for, this was for…
Read MoreWhere Will All These Noodles End?
Ain’t no rice in Beijing, just way too many noodles Now that’s handmade noodles! Note that he’s making linguini Holly and Ren like the noodles See, noodles are the best! You think I’m eating a lot of rice here? I know you’ve heard the ‘all the rice in China’ line…
Read MoreWhat Are You in the Market For?
Would you pass the yak penis and herbs, please? Kinck-knack heaven! Chirp! Chirp! With Jingmei, no yak needed! Can you say BIZARRE? Holly Krambeck Beijing City Edition At the Fuchengmen ‘Flower and Bird’ Market, the name is just the tip of the iceberg. When you get there, you see the…
Read MoreWatch Your Stuff, Theft is Rampant!
Mags disappear with ease in Beijing Theft makes Jingmei mad Swiping the neighborhood! Two days ago, Jingmei, and I went to the post office to mail a package to my friend in Shanghai. As we dealt with the usual bureaucratic bullshit of using the China-approved box, label, and mailing form…
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