The Language is English

Don’t think you’ll learn a word of Malay in Malaysia He’s fluent, but his wife isn’t Serious about security I don’t know a word of Malay. Now, I could blame it on the short time I’ve been here so far, only three days or I could blame it on my…

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Malaysia is the Mix Master

Amazing. A multi-ethnic island without ethnic animosity Yep, the Brits were here No, not Indian. A spacious and poor HK They don’t look oppressed Happily Malaysian I don’t know yet if Penang is representative of Malaysia, but even if the rest of the country is half as integrated, I’ll be…

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At Least Try & Shake Your Money Maker

I wanted to light a fire under their asses on Patpong Road Sorry, this ain’t the Duck, so I didn’t have the connections to take photos without risking losing my camera to a mad bouncer in one of the bars. You’ll just have to deal with a few more beach…

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Walk, If You Can, Through The Majesty of Angkor

I wasn’t, but you might be humbled by the beauty of Angkor Wat Welcome to the Baphuon! Leper King was a lucky guy! To much Miracle-Grow! Angkor Wat on a blue day I said we’re Buddhists! Just imagine it new! After busting my ass on the road to Siem Reap,…

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Cambodian Roads Are a Pain in My Ass

My ass still smarts from the ‘road’ to Siem Reap, Cambodia Light load, only a dozen people I can still taste the dust The cheap way to travel The slow truck to Siem Reap Remember that Nissan Pathfinder commercial that played in the States a while back, “The Road to…

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