It’s Official: I’m Single Again
A good day to divorce Cheers to Divorce Court! The Reverends were first. Her, the bossy one, place checking with the judge’s assistant just to show how DC she could be, and him, slouched with the look of amused indifference as the Divorce Court judge called the room to order.While…
Read MoreIt Is That Time of Year Again!
I owe, I owe, it’s off to work I go! Alice is here to help Now that Labor Day has past, the heat is gone, and the kids are back in school it can mean only two things: the summer is over and I need to get a job.Yes, it’s…
Read MoreSaying Farewell in Flushing
You better speak Chinese in Queens Even the kids are impressed. As it’s all Chinese. And Jingmei is happy too It could’ve been a street corner in Beijing or Shanghai, what with all the squinty-eyed folks running around with their fresh produce while hawkers shouted out in Mandarin Chinese. But…
Read MoreThe World Wide Headache
I’m not as good with HTML as you are lead to believe It’s all under construction… …and backed up for miles. The Web is so much fun, and since I’ve been writing on it since 1997, which is ancient history in Web-time, I’ve kinda grown up with it in my…
Read MoreHow to Get a Rock Star to Drink a Smoothie
You might call it star fucking So the thingamajig goes there? Look Mom! I’m the smiling head in the background! Somehow, way back in July of last year, when I was hanging out with Claudette in San Francisco, getting my, re-activization, I introduced her to the new fangled idea of…
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