Don’t Mess with the Republicans
Cuz some of them are too cute for their own good You happy to have Bush? Bush wilts under stress Let go my Eggos! At least Repubs are cute Is that a finger or gun? As close as she’ll get Editors Note: My friend Emily, while a lovely woman, has…
Read MoreSegways are Sidewalk SUV’s
Send them to the streets, where they belong! Third Wheel = Stable Inspiring confidence in both America’s laziness has reached yet another pinnacle of inactivity, for yesterday, on my four-mile lunch run to the Capitol Building and back, I spotted a new and shocking sight. Seven people on a tour…
Read MoreHurricane Frances is F’ing Up My Weekend
And maybe my whole month! A bruise A boil A bummer I hope your Labor Day weekend is anything but laborious. I hope you are on a beach, a barbeque, or a backyard, soaking up the sun and toasting the end of summer. I hope you are enjoying this last…
Read MoreJust say ‘No’ to YES
Unless you really do like space music What’s happening? Who? No, YES. Concerts. Why do people go to music concerts? I’ve never figured this out, as to me I find them so damn boring. First off the music is painfully loud, and only rarely better than what a decent home…
Read MoreGetting Gold in the ABA Olympics
I didn’t even break a sweat I’m ready! Jessica & Crew My Crew I’ve only been at CEELI a week now, just long enough to be on the website, and already my trash-talking is getting me in trouble. Not bad trouble, but I had to work to hard keep my…
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