Russian Women
You gotta love those Russian women! Oh, please look at me! Show me that belly button! Lidya stole my heart! Cleaning the streets with twigs Your grandma look like this? I hate to choose! She’ll love you for your mind Straight from a porn video Ice, Ice, baby! Not Russia,…
Read MoreSaving Souls in Siberia
You wanna get busy saving souls? Then head East young man, head for Siberia! Aww, ain’t they cute! New York Pizza! I remember the first time I saw a missionary. I was living in the Mt Pleasant section of DC with several housemates, and one day two young, clean-cut kids…
Read MoreWill the Scene Ever Change?
The map says I’m in Siberia and the forest looks different, then why do all the people look the same? It could be Anytown, Russia Easy as a walk in the park! Same people, same produce This week I am in Krasnayarsk, Siberia and I’ve noticed something so familiar that…
Read MoreI’ll Trade Ekat for Novi Any Day!
A few reasons to skip Ekaterinburg for the glory of Novosibirsk Stocking up on my protein Who was shot here? I just love Soviet statues! I’ve crossed into Siberia, but not without the hassles that make life in Russia so, um, interesting. The Russian Railroad, not know for innovative activities,…
Read MoreYou Can Buy Anything in a Russian Kiosk!
You can buy ANYTHING in a Russian Kiosk! Ya want some magazines? Beer? Chips? CD’s? Stereo? Furniture? Airline tickets? Well you can get all that, and a whole lot more shopping by kiosk in Moscow! Due to the expense and immobility of opening a store, Moscow was invaded by kiosks…
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