Lonely in a Shinjuku Crowd

If I’d only found the dirty schoolgirl panties vending machine, I’d be a happy man! Shinjukus neon canyons I was Number 8018 The Wonder Twins activate Ever see ‘Blade Runner,’ the futuristic thriller with Harrison Ford? Remember the city the movie took place in? Well I lived it this weekend….

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Dave

Toyooka never was the save after the Dave-asion Dave has cool friends Japanese efficiency When I first moved to DC, long before I had cool DC housemates, I lived in a freak-filled house on Ingleside Terrace. Populated by Crazy Carol, the Angel, Wickan Woman, Dave and I, there were enough…

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It Ain’t All Zen Rock Gardens And Sushi

One more beer and I’ll go to Japan myself! Very Retro Little Boy packed a punch Faster than Superman Better than fries or chips Yep, I’m in Japan. I know, I know, I was only supposed to go to Korea, then head back to China, but like so many adventures…

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I Will Die One Day

Nothing is as final as death Death is not photogenic Not bad for 1/2 a country You looking at us, punk? My kinda religion Now it didn’t start in Korea, but that’s where the terror gripped me the most. It started about a week before, when I woke up from…

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Sir! I Like Fragile Rock Too. Sir!

It’aewon sure will eat your won! A new twist: Hula Hookers Mr B is a blur for Kodak too Goodnight, Seoul This confirms it, I’ve been outta the USA way too long, or otherwise I’d enjoy this bar. It is filled with Americans, the English menu is priced in dollars,…

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