Don’t Mess With the King of Thailand

Yesterday, in making my first Thailand-specific weekly
PhotoJournal entry, I went looking for a Thai flag GIF. I wanted to put
the flag of Thailand on my site, as I’ve done for Russia, China, Finland,
etc., but I couldn’t find one after an hour of searching all the English
sites on Thailand.

After a few minutes of explaining (and a showing of the
Mongolian flag on my website), the Internet cafe workers understood what I
wanted and tried to help. With much bumbling, we looked on a myriad of
Thai language sites, to no avail. It seems, as in Laos, the state flag
isn’t the main symbol of the country. Unlike Laos, however, BeerLao is not
the default sign your in Thailand.

You know you’re in Thailand when you see His Majesty
Bhumibol Adulyadej, the King of Thailand. As you might expect, he image is
on the money and you can see paintings of him in Government buildings.
Even though its a constitutional monarchy, like Britain’s, he doesn’t stop
at being a figurehead (or a polite joke), in Thailand, HM B. Adulyadej is
something closer to a father figure (and at 72, few are his elder).

Actually, after you see his image on huge golden
paintings in downtown Bangkok, on photographs in every cafe or store, and
on every Thai website (including mine), he achieves a level of worship I
would argue is close to god-like.

For the Thai’s, he can do no wrong. He is spoken of in a
revering and very respectful voice. HM B. Adulyadej’s image is considered
sacred, like Buddha’s, and I swear I’ve seen his image presented as a
shrine on more than one occasion.

Luckily for him, as a figurehead, HM B. Adulyadej is
above the ranchos Thai politics and can claim the title as the longest
serving monarch living today. For me, as an American, I am suspicious of
any unelected official and the vast majority of elected ones too, so I
cannot accept this monarch the same way the Thai’s do, but I can find a
crack in my cynicism to respect the leadership this mortal man brings to
the Thai people.

Long live the King!