My Joe-Cool Host Fam
My Love: Margo
Dima & Alex in ‘hard class’
Three friends & an APC
|When we first arrived in Russia with the Peace Corps, we lived for three months
with a Russian host family to acclimate ourselves with the people, culture, and
language of this country. Overall the Peace Corps
did a good job matching up the volunteers, whom the Moscow-based Peace
Corps staff had just met, and residents of Zelenograd, the city we were to study
My match was perfect. I moved in with Natalia, Vladimir, Dima, Pasha,
and Margo. Vladimir works in Moscow, an hour’s commute from Zgrad, at a
cruise company. He is a great father, teaching his sons how to be real
men, in a country lacking sober ones. Natalia is the typical suburban mom,
taking care of the house and the kids, while still looking good for Vladimir.
She knows she has a fairytale life! Dima is the older son, and he read
this page to his parents when he found out it
was here. He knows enough English to help me out when I am stuck in
Russian, but he doesn’t let me use him as a language crutch. Pasha is the
youngest son, a avid football (soccer) fanatic, who was always out playing with
Margo (on the right in the photo to the left) was my secret lover when
I lived with my host family. She would climb into my bed at 3 am and start
licking my face. If she wasn’t so heavy, and have such good aim with her
paws, I might not have minded as much. Margo is a trained attack dog, not
uncommon here, where police can be bought, and she now knows sit, shake, bark,
and lay down in Russian and English. She also is always ready to go play
if you put on your shoes and grab her bone.
Notice the glass pitcher on the table. That is compot, a tasty drink made
with little red berries. It took me a while to figure out why women were
selling these berries that when eaten raw, are very sour.
The white pitcher is for water. Here everyone boils all their water
before drinking it. Dima’s family went a step further by passing it
through a strong filter first. I think it is a it much, as I’ve lived in
South America, but with cholera outbreaks even in Moscow, I’m not gonna be
stupid to prove a point.
At the end of Peace Corps training we had plans to go to Riga, Latvia for new
visas, and I wanted to leave a day early to spend some time with my friends
there. Thankfully Dima talked me out of going, for he had a few surprises
in store for me. The day I wanted to go to the train station to change the
tickets, an all-day affair here, I went to an air show with Dima instead.
was amazing. I was walking among all the latest Russian military jets and
helicopters. I was amazed that I, an American, could wander freely among
the aircraft, photographing and even touching the hardware. I did notice a
group of American ‘diplomats’ with the largest cameras I’ve ever seen,
taking as many pictures as they could.
In the midst of this Twilight Zone of Death, I saw and interesting sight.
Boeing (the Seattle aircraft manufacturer) was there, trying to sell their
commercial aircraft. (They also announced a 1billion loss this year
due to problems meeting their current order backlog.) The American
salesman was quite shocked when I asked to see the inside of the plane in
my perfect American accent.
The extra day I would’ve been in Riga, and stayed in Moscow instead,
Dima took me to my first Russian football (soccer) game. When
we pulled up in front of the stadium, Dima’s dad asked for my passport and
disappeared into the stadium. Just as I was about to flip over his, and my
passport’s absence, Vladimir came strolling back. It seems my passport got
us into the stadium for free. When I accused Vladimir of being a bit of a
hooligan, he just laughed. Dima told me that all Russians have to have a
small hooligan in them to survive in this country.
Alex has a bit more than a small amount of hooligan in him, I have never seen
him pay for anything but food. Once he even snuck into the circus without
paying. He wasn’t all that lucky, he had to stand though the whole
I think Alex and Dima are ‘droogs’, but I’m not sure. Usually
you have to really know someone for a long time before you use the word to
describe the other person. Strangely for me, here your wife/husband is not
usually your droog, but it is someone of the same sex.
Notice the wood benches on the electrichki. That’s why this is the
‘hard’ class. Sometimes the trains have cushion seats, but you
have to be quick to get them before the babushkas grab all the seats.
A large paper in Moscow sponsors a ‘Teenagers Day’ in Moscow each
year, and Dima took me this summer. We spent the whole day wandering
around the Lenin Stadium in South Moscow, listening to Russian bands play.
I’m not a big fan of such events, preferring to stay away from big crowds,
but Dima was fun to be with. We met a bunch of his friends throughout
the day, doing the usual teen thing, looking and being seen.
Dima is a great guy, and I am lucky to have lived with his family for three
months. They are good people.