Nungwe Ain’t Much, Really

Don’t believe the Nungwe hype Great parking, Captain! Pretty, eh? With all the hype, there was no way it really could do it. No, Nungwe, billed in the Lonely Planet as the coolest beach in East Africa, was built up too much to survive the hype it’s cursed with, especially…

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Forget Dar, Head to Z-Bar!

Zanzibar’s nightlife makes up for the daylight Even the artists wilt! Bye Bye Dar! So I get off the bus from Arusha, and I step into the oven they call Dar es Salaam. The name translates as something like ‘Port of Peace’, but it should really translate as ‘Damn, its…

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My Kingdom for a Knee!

I’ll trade my right toe for a good left knee My nemisis Smiling with 600mg of ibuprofen Baboon TLC Oh, my poor left knee, my trick knee, and my great weakness in my impervious health.In second grade the trouble started when fell and split open my knee-cap on a gutter,…

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Oh the Dust, Dirt, and Stink!

Sean’s feet stink can kill! Christina cooking it Sean pumping it When Sean first proposed this African adventure that we’re currently on, he didn’t say anything about this! He didn’t mention a word about camping out in the bush for a week straight, without the benefits that four thousand years…

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The Circle of Perfection

Don’t believe the Ngorongoro Crater hype Vervets love the Landie African Road Hazzards The Ngorongoro Crater is a majestic act of nature to behold, for it’s the world’s largest perfect caldera, or collapsed volcano, with a perfectly circular and steep rim encircling a flat valley floor filled with all of…

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Simba Sex, Serengeti Style

Serengeti Simba Sex Rocks! -foreplay- -action- -rest- Okay guys, here’s a new way to enjoy the pleasure of a woman. A way that I hope to explore at the earliest opportunity: Simba Sex, Serengeti Style.First, you separate a lioness from the pride, then lead her over to a roadside, preferably…

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Humble on the Plain

Its all Natural in the Serengeti My Fearless Leaders The King of the Road Baboons are family too It’s alive. This sea of grass that extends as far as I can see is alive. Every square inch, from the dung beetle that is pushing her prize ball past my foot,…

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Disco Dancing at Hotel Deluxe

I can shake my booty better than you! Bootie time! And time again! Its early Thursday morning, 3am to be exact and there is a taxi traffic jam outside my hotel in Mwanza. This in a city that has maybe 50 cars max, all used imports from Japan with some…

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