Oxford by Proxy

Behind every MBA grad is a supporting spouse We all suffer together I paddle her around.. ..and Ma & Pa cook for her When Jingmei first started her Masters and I would join her at social functions, her classmates would ask if I was also attending Oxford. My reply would…

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Do You Know If…

Party time! Jingmei got her Green Card! Gimme a visa! a dedicated INS employee a sweet reward …cell phones work in the USA Embassy in London?I actually never thought about this question until 5am this morning. I don’t know why, maybe because the peculiarities of cell phones don’t effect me…

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A Small, Yet Very Confusing World

I need a spreadsheet just to keep track of my friends A Belly Button Window fan-club meeting Belly Button Window groupies Who and where was this?! Like I would know them! In traveling around the world and back again, I’ve met quite a few people. These locals or travelers have…

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Is it Edinburgh, Edinburrr or Ice’nburgh?

Ya need hairy legs to wear a skirt in that weather! Too many spires This was our goal I see the light now If he could, he’d leave too! Tonight I am toasty in Jingmei’s Oxford dorm room, enjoying the warmth of her room and her love, which is a…

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ISO: The Keys to Happiness

Don’t laugh too hard or milk will come out of your nose too! Ai-ya! Get a towel quick! Delicate ‘W’ key negotiations Now I don’t often ask much of you via my updates, preferring to beg for favors more personally than this, but today I have a special problem. Last…

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The Bride and Groom Bubble Dash

What’s a good wedding without bubbles? You see any guests over there? Now sign on the dotted line.. Watch out! Bubbles! Sean: calling Ma & Pa Of course there was cake! No cake fight this time Now that’s happiness! Mr. & Mrs. Vota My wedding day really started the night…

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