Popping the ‘BIG Q’

Playboy Wayan wakes up with a ring on his finger! Those are huge hands! Guinness or Marriage? I know you would rather get a personal letter from me, but some daze the web is better because I can be sure of the presentation. Right about now you are probably sitting…

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Somebody Calls It ‘Art’

Bill’s Nantes triptych will knock you off your feet The Tate confuses planes too Agh! Floating heads again! Impressive Do you understand modern art? I mean, can anyone understand it all? Yesterday, my friend Malenea was in London from Denmark and we went to the Tate Gallery of Modern Art…

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Siemens’ AstroLove

Some daze a big WAP really pulls the birds Yeah, I love my big WAP And chicks dig it too All this time I’m spending in London is not as fun as you might think. With the cold rain a daily intruder into my life, I have to work hard…

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The GMAT Grindstone

Learning Russian was easier than this damn GMAT test! Sample GMAT Questions Two cars start out with one car 104 miles to the east of the other car. The car which was originally to the east of the other car travels east at a speed of 34 miles per hour…

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Gotta Gets Me a Job!

Hey you! Yeah, you sitting there reading this. Hire me, please! What about a bicycle recycler? traveling accountant’s office Interests: Nude Shaving I need a job. No, I really, really need a job. Yes, after a year and a half of globe trotting and good living, I’m low on cash….

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Dreaming of Wandering Wayans

And I was just happy I could dream in color! Lenin chose his own name I wish it was my cafe! I am the cutest Wayan too Wonder if they have dreams? Images from my dreams: I love living my life in the public spotlight. Only with a website on…

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London’s Callbox Eye Candy

try not to be obviously excited when you use a London call box Now who are you talking to? Much better than Pokemon! ‘Very Superior Bitch’ Will she wash my clothes too? Girl About Town Magazine, September 25, 2000 Going Bonkers By Jill Eckersley Do you find all those sex…

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Sunday, Boring Sunday in Belfast

Belfast does not party on Sunday What a rock face! Big Toys for Big Boys The sandcastle mold form Bigger than a Wuhan Air plane How the hell do I get myself into these situations? You would think by now, that after a few thousand miles of traveling under my…

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Taxation Without Representation

Welcome to Britain, now pay taxes! Even Leo the Lion is pissed Not a single car at the pumps Today I was surprised in the middle of my resume writing by the UPS guy. Usually I am very happy to see these men in brown, for they always bring good…

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Home Sweet Home!

I never knew how much women loved to cook, but only at home Cooking up a storm of steam The corner cell phone dealer I’m here in the kitchen, watching Jingmei cook up a storm and I couldn’t be happier. Yes, I do enjoy her cooking, for she is an…

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